4:00pm Thursday, I was laying on my bedroom floor. I seriously had nothing to do for about an hour so I got into a weird sort of fetal position and covered myself with a blankie and did nothing.
4:40pm, I feel... *THUMP-- THUMP-- THUMP*
I peep out and I see... my GRANDMA jumping on my bed!! Then she laughs like a maniac. Then lays and turns the TV on. No big deal.
4:5ishpm. *Thummppp THUMP thummmmpp ThumPP*
I look up and she's jumping! What the heck? I'm like "Don't let Jared see you, he'll pee from laughing!" Then I thought about it and was like, no he'll want to jump on beds. Then she laughs and I'm like "Get it out before Maren comes!"
5:somethingpm, *THUMP THUMP THUMP---about to fall*
**Sway-The Kooks, ringtone** It's Maren tellin me "I'll be there in a few, is that okay?" Me, in a weird monotone voice "No, haha just kidding come on blah la la"
Then I hang up, turn to my grandma and smile. "I'm going to tell Maren what you did."
Best thing ever, she gets a scared look on her face
"No!! Don't tell her, she'll think I'm crazy and she'll laugh at me and tell her mom."
Me, "I don't care."
*Maren comes*
I tell her and she's walking down, I fill her in on what we are talking about. She kinda runs to the kitchen and says "Tell her it was you!" No, no, no. I'd be proud to tell that it was me, sheesh.
Maren laughs, I have a big ole smile, and my grandma is like a billion shades of red.
So I hope you didn't visualize a granny, cause mine is pretty young. Early 50's.
That's pretty much my story. Yay for crazy grandmas!